What do you get when a Libra and a Scorpio hold hands on a rollercoaster? A fuq-ing PR explosion duh.

Another ep, another nodal return springing someone from jail.

A pregnancy debate spurred by a woman with a Sun whose glyph represents virginity? YOU DON’T SAY.

Uranus Conjunct the Ascendant? Yikes.

What do The West Memphis Three and Bennifer have in return? A Nodal Return!

Your Uranus Return is not one to mess with.

If Pluto’s crossing your ascendant, probably stay home.

In a fifth house profection year? Prep your ovaries.

Astrologer Cam White is back to help us figure out how the hell you actually pronounce Ghislaine. Still TBD btw.

Not the best time astrologically to be a shady rich dude.

That Jupiter will really get ya.

Well, this won’t end well.

BUCKLE UP, IT’S GRIFTIN’ TIME.

If you can’t handle them at their cringe 2000s break up, then you don’t deserve them at their nodal return make up.

Sometimes all it takes is to have your Mars exxxxxactly conjunct someone else’s descendant to make them leave their country and/or be v horny.

Leave it to the love of a Scorpio and Aries to make the world terrified of Instagram.

Ugh, why does Casey Anthony have a Cancer Moon?

An Aries Moon can cause people to do some crazy things.

If you’re going to lie to investors, prob keep an eye out for when Jupiter is in Scorpio.

If there was ever a time to delete your Facebook account, it’s now.