This whole thing is peak Virgo.

A Pink Pony Club Pisces Girl.

Aries stellium come through.

Motion to change the Rihanna Moon to Celine Moon

A Gemini Sun concocting a far-fetched story? No way.

That Mars-Uranus conjunction on the midheaven is a real doozy.

Sensitive water boys unite!

A pop star with a Sag placement? You don’t say.

A Taurus Sun is gonna Taurus Sun.

Ages 27-30 forever hit different.

That Great Conjunction in Taurus really bringing peak tracksuit energy.

Talk about a real bad boy for life.

An Aquarius Moon that has a ton of Internet friends and likes cosplay? You don’t say.

GATHER ROUND SWIFTIES, WE’VE GOT ASTROLOGY TO LOOK AT.

THE VENUS RETROGRADE THEME IS STILL GOING STRONG.

LET’S GET MUTABLE.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, THAT MOON CONJUNCT JUPITER IN LIBRA IS V IRRESISTIBLE.

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That 8th house synastry adding the spice.