20% OFF

♓ Saturn in Pisces Special ♓

20% OFF ♓ Saturn in Pisces Special ♓

To celebrate a whole new generation about to get fuqed by a Saturn Return, Dana is offering a 20% discount for any reading if you have Saturn in Pisces.

Dana DeFranco Astrologer Chicago

Want to know why you are the way you are or if a fuq boy is about to enter your life? Well, you’ve come to the right place.

Professional astrologer Dana DeFranco is here to help you understand your past and plan for your future. Dana’s practice combines traditional and modern astrology techniques, psychology, philosophy, and piping hot takes.


BIRTH CHART READING

When you were born, the planets were in a specific position in the sky. And that position is a big fuq-ing deal. In this astrology reading, we break down your natal chart and examine the arrangement of the signs, planets, and houses. This allows you to learn more about what makes you the individual, sunshiny maniac you are, as well as focus on where you crush it in life and areas you need some extra TLC.


SYNASTRY READING

Ever wonder why your boss drives you absolutely insane or simply want to astrologically creep on some strange dude you met and think is kind of hot? This astrology reading lets you see the chemistry between you and someone else* so you can have a better understanding of your relationship.

 *P.S. You’ll need to get your paws on the other person’s birth info. And tell them “around 3 p.m.” doesn’t count.


PREDICTIVE FORECAST

A REAL TREAT FOR ANYONE THAT LOVES A RUINED SURPRISE. This astrology reading uses annual profections to determine your timelord. This analysis breaks down the major themes of your year and pinpoints what transits to personally keep an eye on.

Techniques used include Annual Profections, Secondary Progressions, Solar Returns, Eclipses, and major outer planet transits.


COMBO: BIRTH CHART AND PREDICTIVE FORECAST

This reading is a 50/50 split of all the juicy info you get from a birth chart reading with what astrological transits and themes are coming your way for the next year.


PRICING

60 mins: $125

90 mins: $175

Each 60 and 90-minute reading comes with a pdf explaining your chart and transits and an mp3 recording.*

A $50 non-refundable deposit is due at time of booking.


ONE MORE BIG FYI

In order to do your reading, we need your birthday, birth time and location. So send that text to your mom, dad, or parol officer — basically anyone that may be in possession of your birth certificate.


AND ANOTHER LESS BIG, BUT STILL IMPORTANT FYI

Readings will be done over Google Hangout or the phone — your pick! If you go Goog, a link will be sent to you shortly before your reading.



Interested in a group astrology event?

Want to bond with co-workers or fellow book clubbers over your shared fear of someone with a Scorpio stellium? You’re in luck because Dana also does group astrology team building events! Please use the contact form below to provide details about your event and we’ll follow up with a quote.

**If the reading is done over the phone, you won’t receive an mp3. However, you are welcome to record the reading from your phone yourself.

Gift Cards Available

Gift Cards Available ⋆