Note to self: never mess with Fran Drescher.

Nothing like describing someone’s life as colored by sadness.

A Cancer Stellium is not something to mess with.

A mutable queen.

THAT LUNAR ECLIPSE IN TAURUS WILL GET YA.

You (for the most part) can’t get a Sag Sun down.

One thing is clear: an astrologer was not consulted for this secret wedding.

If a man lies about his age what else could he lie about?

Another victim of a Mars Return.

Mercury in Aquarius really knows how to bring that mean girl energy.

Uranus is gonna Uranus.

Surprise, surprise: another Cap Rising that’s hot as hell.

Major proof that having a bunch of dignified planets does not make you a dignified person.

A lesson in overcoming a difficult chart.

Probably don’t listen to this if you’re planning on flying anytime soon.

No deception quite like Mercury-Neptune deception.

That Saturn in the sixth house is a real doozy.

Just two Gemini Moons getting rocked by eclipses.

A Saturn Return that didn’t suck for once.

A love match made possible by a Pisces stellium and the city of Seattle.