The Astrology of Kim Kardashian & Pete Davidson
FULL TRANSPARENCY: WE HAVE NO IDEA WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THIS COUPLE. But that’s not stopping us from using astrology to speculate lolz. This episode, we’re covering the astrology of the newest possible celeb couple, Libra Kim Kardashian and Scorpio Pete Davidson, and the rollercoaster handhold that blew people’s minds. We break down their synastry, provide a Kanye astro transit update, and predict if this relationship is real or just the puppeteering of Kris Jenner.
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ELYSE: Hello and welcome to a special bonus episode of Allegedly Astrology. This episode, we're bringing you the astrology behind one of the newest rumored celeb couples dana. Who are we talking about today?
DANA: Today? We're talking about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson. And this was another fan request by Bridget and Alicia. So thank you guys for submitting. If you guys want to be like Alicia and Bridget and we want you to be like them, you can send us any show topics you're interested in and we, you know, might do it,
ELYSE: We're in the throes of planning season four. So now is the time to slide into those DMs. But it was the handhold that caused billions of media mentions around the world that brings us here today of Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have been swirling ever since they were seen holding hands on a roller coaster during Halloween weekend. So, are they dating? Are they not dating? To be honest, we have no fucking clue. There's not too much of a story here besides the will they, won't they? But that's what we're here for to speculate with astrology. So let's learn a little bit more about this possible couple and how they came to even exist in the same room.
Sarah: Isn’t it funny that we as a society given all the turmoil we've been through. Like, this is like, so 1955, like they held hands on a roller coaster.
DANA: I think it's precious and I love it.
SARAH: You and like fucking everyone because everyone's talking about it. Love to see it, We love to see it. But the woman involved in this situation needs no introduction, but if you're new to existing Kim Kardashian is a star on the reality show that Kardashians, she's also a socialite model mother, influencer and businesswoman. She has millions of followers on Twitter and Instagram and she is currently in the process of getting a divorce from her husband. You may know him. His name is Kanye West, so what are her big three?
DANA: Okay, Kim Kardashian was born on October 21st, 1980 at 10 46 AM in L. A. And she's a Libra sun, Pisces Moon and Sagittarius Rising. And Libra is a sign of relationships and the sun is the self and like the force of life. So Libra Suns understand themselves through their bonds with others. Pisces is a sign of like hot cry babies. And this is because it's like also the sign of healing and the moon is our emotion and our physical bodies. And Pisces is ruled by Jupiter and Kim’s Jupiter is exactly opposite her moon in Virgo. So Jupiter in Virgo is like the little magnifying glass that people take out to look at like jewelry and diamonds with um which is to say like they're control freaks, they notice everything like they're very aware of laws and the opposition pretty much like makes her a consummate professional, I think at promoting on camera um she can like tune into emotions when she needs to but will always remain in control of her image and she's a Sagittarius rising which is fitting because Sagittarius the sign of butts and the ascendant is ourselves and also how we process experience and savages, optimistic and jolly but like Pisces is also ruled by Jupiter and Jupiter in Virgo will tone down the rose colored glasses on both sides. And if you've ever watched the show I think I've kind of described how I've seen her on it.
ELYSE: Yeah that tracks it's funny because I just think you said that Pisces is the sign of hot cry babies and all I can think of is the Kim crying meme.
DANA: That's what I was thinking when I wrote it. I was like oh yeah I feel like she became more controlled after that came out because she does not want her face to look like that.
ELYSE: Yeah, well for good reason but then we have Pete Davidson. Pete is a comedian, writer, actor, producer, he's best known for being a cast member on SNL but he's also pretty well known for having a celeb started dating history and making the phrase BDE a think. So thanks for that Pete. But he was engaged to Ariana Grande for a second and his most recent celeb dating encounter was with Phoebe Devore from the show Brigeton. So Dana, what are his big three?
DANA: Pete was born on November 16, 1993 in New York and we don't know what time because he's a Scorpio like a true Scorpio, we don't know what time he was born. So he's a Scorpio sun and either a Sagittarius or Capricorn moon. My bet’s on Capricorn, but I'll get into that in a bit. So Scorpio suns are guarded they’re masters of like biding time. Scorpio is a sign of decay and they're acquainted with the circle of life um and respond to it through their gut instincts and I feel like Scorpios, this is how I was thinking about it today. I feel like they would not be surprised by any situations in the song, ironic by Alanis Morissette. Nothing is ironic when it happens to Scorpio because they're, they know random events aren't ironic and that everything happens in life and life is just chaos that tracks for him, especially because his dad died in 91. So he was acquainted with the circle of life and like tragedy, like very young. Scorpios, it's like impossible that all of them obviously have the tragedy of that magnitude, but spiritually they are, they get it. So Scorpio is ruled by mars and his mars isn't Sagittarius which is a sign of the clown and he's a comedian. So this is like what is like life force is responding to write like um so he's got instinct is to respond to life with humor and because if he's a Sagittarius moon, then like he subverts emotional into comedy as well. But if he's a Capricorn moon, which again, I think he is um then he makes sure to utilize any emotions he lets himself feel. And so like Capricorn is just like a really hilarious dry humor, which I think fits for him. And also Capricorn risings, Saturn tends to make a thin person and he's very thin, so thin.
SARAH: But he's like hot in a very bizarre way.
DANA: I liked him even before he got new teeth.
SARAH: Oh my God with him though, like there was like a meme or I think it was a meme. Someone put it up that it was like, I showed him and machine gun kelly, just looking like fucking insane and it was like, this is the male version of like manic pixie dream girl.
DANA: Machine Gun Kelly was dressed like Elon musk's mom.
SARAH: Now, the question on everybody's mind right now is like, how did Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson ever cross paths. And honestly they have a few friends in common to name drop, you know, machine gun kelly and Travis Barker are friends with Pete and if you'll remember Travis Barker is now engaged to Kourtney Kardashian, but you know, Pete is on SNL and Kim just hosted a little bit ago. So they were in a few skits together on saturday night live.
ELYSE: Yes. And in one of the skits, they even shared a kiss while pretending to be Aladdin and jasmine, everyone's every millennial's dream, but it was also rumored by Deuxmoi that Kim asked Pete's publicist for Pete's number after the show. Other people say it was Pete that asked Kim to hang out. We're not really sure that any of this is true because like Sarah said like they definitely kind of like role in the same circle, but either way, it kind of seemed like SNL might have been a catalyst to this
SARAH: However it came to be Pete and Kim ended up sitting next to each other on a roller coaster Halloween weekend. And in the photo, which is like one of those photos where you know the amusement park takes a photo of you while you're like screaming your face off. Well, I look disgusting. But oh, here's a photo. Let's pay $40 for it. Um in their photo besides her being perfect. She was also holding Pete's hand, which to me, you know, I think it's a weird thing to do, but she does seem like someone that would like grab a hand in a scared moment.
DANA: Maybe she was on molly!
ELYSE: Oh my God, Sarah! What do you mean? That's like middle school movie watching one Oh one. Oh, let's go see a scary movie. So I have an excuse to like put my arm around to like hold my hand.
DANA: I'm not as advanced as you were in middle school.
SARAH: I was gonna say I just like hate all forms of human contact. So I would never do that. Um But yeah they weren't there alone. We need to point out they were there with a group of friends that included Travis parker, Kourtney, Kardashian, Stephanie Shepard, Harry Hudson and a few others.
DANA: That sounds like fake people.
ELYSE: You know you know they just like a group of friends going to a Halloween scary amusement park on Halloween like yes they are major celebrities but regular people do that all the time.
SARAH: Yes. And despite the fact that they were in this group of people that people just are kind of ignoring that and the story of them holding hands while out together blew up everywhere. So what was going on the day this photo leaks because everybody was like foaming at the mouth over it.
DANA: So it was on Friday October 29th at Knott's Berry Farm in Buena park California which sounds pretty cute. Um And the onlooker like it was at like 1:20 a.m. That they were spotted. Also something that I feel like is they traveled right? I feel like if you're I guess if they're doing business they might travel but also even if you like you go to another bar with the person you're talking to or on a date with like you're traveling that that shows some sort of interest. I know there are celebrities but still it's a six hour flight at the moment. They were spotted, Jupiter was exactly conjunct the ascendent which is the point of partnership and commitment and and contracts. Um And the moon was in leo in the first house and the moon opposite Jupiter is like an aspect that will make people more effusive and in this 1st and 7th house that would make people not only like more comfortable with PDA but like kind of like want to be like, I'm gonna do PDA today. Um And Venus was sextile Jupiter uh and the descendant as well. Um In the fifth house of romance, joy and leisure, the fifth house is literally the house of roller coasters and Venus was in Sagittarius, which is like a significant sign for both of them. Uh Uranus was on the midheaven, which is the point of like publicity in the chart. And Uranus is the planet of surprise and shock. So it's like oh like making a splash and the sun was in Scorpio conjunction, Pete's mercury, which could be putting him in the spotlight, Jupiter is an Aquarius conjunct Saturn, which indicates that he's maturing and a lot is going on behind the scenes that we have no idea about Jupiter and Saturn are slow planets and it will be a personal thing for him but I think I'm happy for him. Um also Mars in Libra was conjunct the Sun, which means she's like feeling hyper maybe horny maybe powerful, maybe just like wants to like be energetic.
ELYSE: The whole photo thing was partially a big deal because yes, it's a little bit of an odd couple. It's a little surprising, but this was the first time Kim has been publicly linked to anyone since her split from Kanye.
SARAH: Yeah. So the big deal and it also was a big deal when a few days after their little roller coaster outing people lost their months again because Kim and Pete were together again. This time, Kim was in New York and they kept saying like Pete's native New York, I love that, the new stuff, but she was in New York. Pete was also in New York and they were there at the same time. So everybody was like, oh my God,
ELYSE: And they allegedly went to dinner together at Pete's favorite restaurant in Staten Island um, where they quote unquote, shared a couple of pizzas and possibly kissed. Um, it's funny because there's a cut like article or a cut thing on Instagram that said, would you go to Staten Island for Pete Davidson.
SARAH: I would.
ELYSE: Dana?
DANA: What are you kidding? I'm Italian and also have a crush on Pete Davidson. I'm going to Staten Island.
ELYSE: I would go for the first reason I'm Italian, I like to eat pizza and fairies are fun way to travel. But I don't know if I would go like for Pete Davidson.
SARAH: I feel like he would show you the best time because he knows like he's like weird holes in the walls and he'd be like, that's Ricky, like, like he's my drug dealer.
ELYSE: Absolutely. But it's very important to note that people said a film crew was at said Staten Island restaurant filming for the new Kardashian hulu show. And then the second night they were out together um for someone's birthday, but they arrived separately.
SARAH: So there are a bunch of sleuthers lurking around saying Pete may have also been in attendance at Kris Jenner's birthday party, but nothing has really confirmed. Pete was also on Seth Meyers recently, which like Seth Meyers like he is the new gossip king at this point. Um and Seth asked Pete like, what's the deal with Kim? And he kind of just skirted the question so long story short, no one knows if they're together, we don't know everything is so, so speculative. This is honestly probably a giant ploy by Kris Jenner to drum up publicity for the show and it's like honestly working. But like we've come this far, what is their synastry?
DANA: They have some lovely synastry. So even if it's like a publicity relationship, I feel like they probably work well together and their Mars are tightly conjunct in Sagittarius, which is so much fun about for a couple. It's horny, horny people who know how to like keep each other interested and love to play cat and Mouse games and for co workers, it's like bouncing ideas off of each other and like making each other laugh and it's honestly like the coke heads at the corner of the party that keep like talking about business ideas, maybe they pull pranks on each other too. And so they're Sagittarius placements rule Mercury in Scorpio, which they also both have in their charts. So I feel like it's hard to speculate on this one and also maybe why they're not saying anything, Although I know she has a huge team, He probably has one too that, you know, would stop them from saying things. I don't know, I don't really know how Hollywood works I guess, but I do think that they know how to make each other laugh and love and ultimately if anything is going to work between them, it will come down to trust because scorpios have trust issues. But if you see yourself in another, that could either scare Scorpio or you know, be like, hey, were each other's other half, which would be wild if they thought that. Um, and Pete though is all like, he's currently in his nodal opposition and Pete's North Node is in Sagittarius in Kim's first house and Kim is going through a major public divorce and as we all know uh and having Pete around might like make her help her feel like herself again, like as Libra Sun, it could be difficult to separate herself from Kanye, you know, like I in terms of like identity and just learned like spiritually, but like she could return to herself through relationship with others, if that makes sense. I know this is like how it works for a lot of people but especially works really presents this way and also his South Node is in Gemini and the south node is the drain, so like maybe he's flushing out Kanye energy since Kanye has so much Gemini, like it's kind of a weird trust, but I feel like this industry, how it works is like that's like a permanent transit in your life, that person, I mean that's like a kind of a cold way of putting it, but you know, if you think about it that way, like that energy is always there than in your chart, so it could be like that
ELYSE: Rebounds after divorces are healthy.
DANA: Yeah.
SARAH: Honestly that's kind of cute.
DANA: Rebound like Dennis Rodman.
SARAH: So because we can't talk about their new budding romance without talking about their exes which dana foreshadowed, um Kanye had a few things to say about the whole thing, he recently went on this podcast called drink champs and he honestly really hates their nannies or at least the ones they had before. Um but one thing that definitely stood out from what he said was that he says that Kim is still his wife because he has never been served divorce papers which was kind of crazy.
ELYSE: Wow, I mean obviously, I'm sure it's very complicated for them to get those two to get a divorce when millions, maybe billions, I don't know dollars are involved. Um It's also important to note that um can actually unfollowed Kim on Instagram on November 5th. He must have been really salty about it.
DANA: I don't know if he has Venus, Mars and Mercury in Taurus, which is the, you know, extremely possessive sign.
ELYSE: Well, I mean, I don't know if he has since re followed her, but on November 5th Cosmopolitan reported and they checked. Dana. Please check in real-time. We're checking now. Does he follow her? We're waiting with bated breath dana.
DANA: No, it doesn't look like he does.
ELYSE: All right, so he still doesn't follow Kim K as of November 5th. So what's going on with Kanye and Kim at this present moment?
DANA: So Kim and Kanye are both at the whims of Jupiter and Saturn in Aquarius, Kanye’s Saturn is in Leo, which is a sign opposite Aquarius. So he's in his Saturn opposition, which is the halfway point between his 1st and 2nd, Saturn returns, oppositions are aspects of relationships. So like in our natal chart or transit charts they’re going to indicate ourselves versus others and like the awareness that grows with that um Saturn oppositions could also, you know, increase the possibility of divorce. Of course, many other factors have to be involved as anyone who lives past like 45 will have one. Kim’s South node is in Aquarius and the south node relates to decrease and removal and like what's being drained from our lives and Saturn is crossing it, which can mean that she's getting serious with herself about what she needs to cut out of her life and that could be Kanye. Also the eclipses have been in Gemini and Sagittarius since June 2020 and Kim's Sag Rising and a Sag Mars and Kanye's Sun and Jupiter are in Gemini and he like talks about being a Gemini on some songs which thrills me but for Kim this will be changes in relationships since it's like on her 1st and 7th house axis which is yourself and your partner and for Kanye it'll be like changes in faith and what he believes we don't know is rising but Jupiter relates to faith and sun is like your life force and that's how that works.
SARAH: Damn. You know that's Kim and Kanye it's clear that no one knows what's going on with Kim and Pete but Dana, what do you think, what is the astrology say? Do they stand a chance?
DANA: You know, I'm not a psychic but while I was you know looking into it, I just had this like sort of feeling that I think Kim and Kanye are going to get back together when Jupiter transits Pisces next year. Yeah, which it's like a bold claim and wishful thinking and like you can't really determine that based on one transit but they both have their moons in Pisces and Jupiter will be joining Neptune transiting Pisces and this could spark original of faith, Jupiter is like belief morals and sort of like your ideal ideology but in like a spiritual sense, you know what connects you to sort of the collective in a way or how you see the world um. And then Neptune is obscurity. It's like faith, it's like the dulling of like the veil or what do people say like that, the thinning of the veil, that sort of thing. So I feel like that it's just gonna be a really great time for a lot of people. There's a Jupiter Venus conjunction which is like right after they both crossed Neptune during the Taurus eclipse. But that will be on Kim’s Moon and this could either be a time maybe where she has like a very peaceful divorce or what I guess I'm secretly hoping for not secret because I'm telling a podcast um is that they get back together?
ELYSE: No divorce at all.
SARAH: Well to be a pessimist because very realist Cap Stellium life here. I do feel like yeah it could either be like they get back together for a little bit or else they become like more like co parents like a Gwyneth Paltrow chris martin thing where it's like we are consciously uncoupling and it's not like him now like drunk on a podcast being like and another thing about the Kardashians.
ELYSE: Do you think it's, do you think it's even possible for Kanye West to be consciously uncoupling vibes if he's on a podcast and unfollowed her on twitter, I mean on Instagram, like I feel like that ship has probably already sailed to consciously uncouple.
DANA: You guys know how he got, how he like one, how he got her? He had at least one extra phone that he had an assistant continually talking. Yeah, he, I don't know, I mean, I don't think he's immutable but he has a Saturn in Leo, he knows what he wants and he's obsessed with her. He always has been. they have four children together, you know, there are a lot of, not just astrology reasons but pure practical life reasons for them to stay together, so.
ELYSE: But you know what, Kim’s had a tough year, Kanye hasn't made it easy for her. Maybe Pete and camera just having fun, which she deserves.
DANA: Well, okay, so I think Pete and Kim will have fun and maybe even be friends who like send each other memes. I don't know why I have all this fan fic going on in my head. Um but like that could also be wishful thinking because I like them both and whatever is going on is cute, but the eclipses are shifting to tourists and Scorpio this month, which is November 2021 And that will be through 2023 and Kim, Pete and Kanye all have significant placements in Scorpio and or Taurus, so who knows it's anyone's game. So I'm basically saying they're going to get back together but also who knows?
ELYSE: Yeah, well we asked you for your prediction, you gave it to us, but what I heard was that there's a love triangle hunger games happening between now and 2023 I will be here to witness it. In the meantime, if you are into celeb ministry and you want to listen to more episodes like this, we've got one on Kourtney and Travis aka Kravis, we've got Olivia Munn and John Mulaney, um but yeah, we'll be back for season four early next year and remember send us those suggestions, we'd love to see them.
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